IL MORTO DEL MESE

giovedì 17 luglio 2014

Lev Welzewul (19XX-2014)

KRASNOJARSK, SIBERIA - Lo ri-ribadiamo: bla bla bla bla bla bla bla. Certo, alcuni tra voi potranno asserire che sono morti bla bla bla bla bla, ma se abbiamo qualche minuto libero bla bla bla bla e dobbiamo scegliere tra un altro albino morto ed un premio Nobel che mai nessuno ha sentito nominare, la scelta è bla bla bla bla bla. Se c'è un motivo per cui ci sentiamo di dare un posticino al qui presente Lev Welzewul, grugnitore della band slam death Urethral Defecation, è solo quello di poter linkare il testo del loro più grande successo: My grandmother.
My grandmother is an old whore.
At night, she caress herself with her hands
Many times I've seen it.
And I love it.
I want to ask her to do this to me...
This evening I am going to lock her in her room
And undress her.

Undress and show me your body.
Spread your flabby legs
Show me your wrinkled ass
I want to see everything.
Take your hair from the crotch
Touch your pussy.
Don’t be scared, touch yourself wherever you want.
My mother will never know.

Poke your fingers in your ass.
Move them quickly!
You will get your shit instead of grease,
Move them quickly!
I see that you like it -
My dear grandmother.
I want you to do with me
The same thing.

I don’t want you to told my mom.
You must be silent.
I don’t want my mom to know how you’ll
suck my dick.
Why you shouting so? Shut up!
I'll beat you more if you won’t shut up right now.
Why your body is so relaxed? Why your shit is flowing from you?

I don’t care, are you dead or alive.
I want to cum in you now.
All my life I wanted to do it with you.
Your death is not a hindrance to me.
You're fucking dead old whore.
Now I can do with you whatever I want.
It’s a pity that you don’t feel anything.
And I have so much I can cum in you.
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