sabato 26 novembre 2022

Gallagher (1946-2022)

Ladies and gentlemen! I did not come here tonight just to make you laugh. I came here to sell you something and I want you to pay particular attention!

The amazing Master Tool Corporation, a subsidiary of Fly-By-Night Industries, has entrusted who? Me! To show you! The handiest and the dandiest kitchen tool you've ever seen. And don't you wanna know how it works!?

Well, first you get out an ordinary apple. You place the apple between the patented pans. Then you reach for the tool that is not a slicer, is not a dicer, is not chopper in a hopper! What in the hell could it possibly be?! The Sledge-O-Matic!
Due parole di commiato per Gallagher, il comico americano diventato famoso per la sua routine in cui spaccava roba con un martellone gigante, mi sa che ci stanno. Certo, va detto anche che... no, dai: facciamo che il necrologio va bene già così. 


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